In the interest of killing two minutes of your time: the famous Star Wars cantina scene, as remixed by Adidas. Yes, that’s Snoop Dogg wielding a lightsaber. You youngsters may not know this, but Snoop Dogg used to be a legit gangsta. Now? /me whistles cantina song
The premise is that all these people—I spy Snoop Dogg, David Beckham, Frank Beckenbauer, Daft Punk, and that guy from “Freaks and Geeks”—are visiting the cantina to see the World Cup. I think Daft Punk needs to use the Millennium Falcon or something. Again, believe it or not, I’ve not seen the original trilogy. Please don’t tar and feather me for that.
My question is, what are these guys watching? World Cup players have been dropping like flies. Players set to miss the tournament include: Michael Essian, Didier Drogba, Rio Ferdinand, Andrea Pirlo, maybe even USA’s own Jozy Altidore. It’s seriously like that Simpsons episode when all the star baseball players mysteriously vanished, expect now players are getting injured left and right.
God help us if Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo get hurt…
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